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A little HellDesk clarification for users and staff

If you’re a helldesk analyst, you’ll understand what I’m saying below… If you’re not, well, keep reading anyway, you’ll probably learn something.

90% of our calls are normal, everyday, run of the mill, simple one line answers. These calls will normally start with “I know this probably is a stupid question…”

Yeah, you know who you are.

If you are seasoned in the ways of the helldesk, these calls won’t really bother too much except for having to pause the game or video for a moment. For those that aren’t as seasoned, they’ll usually shake their head in frustration, throw up their fists, silently curse the caller under their breath and wish for an early death or a meteor to strike near by so they can go home early.

If you happen to be one of these callers, don’t worry, we understand that you need to ask the question. The problem begins when you ask it over and over and over and over again.

We can field these calls easily without missing a moment from the game. We’re used to those types of questions and answering them, for us, is second nature like breathing.

However, if you are one that has a helldesk list a mile long full of repeat issues, do yourself a favor… BUY A TYPEWRITER or if you are in the position of authority, yup a manager, don’t worry yourself with systems you don’t understand. If you can’t understand how to copy and paste after being told 15 times… I’m sorry, you’re too stupid, please go back to pencil and paper.

The Ladies Man Blog

I’m a semi-big fan of reading blogs, not a big fan of using them. I am satisfied by the functionality and ease of WordPress, though. This is also the first time I’ve had someone, besides myself, working on this site. It kind of puts me to shame because my writing abilities aren’t so goodly. :-) If you haven’t already gone, go check out The Ladies Man blog… It’s farking hilarious!

On a side note, I’m glad training is almost done. It’s not that the class is boring, but 5 days of training is rough. I do take solace in the fact that I have access to my 2 computers, gives me something else to do when we get to a part of review.

Training All Week… w00t :-(

I am spending the entire week in SharePoint training. This isn’t my favorite type of web app, but I know how to administer it… just part of my job.

Training isn’t always fun, especially when you attend at work instead of traveling to another place. I don’t feel good, sinus infection, and it’s mostly review for me… but it has given me time to work on this blog. It’s been a while since I’ve used a blog, we’ll see how this goes.

I prefer a standard junket rather than in-house training. What’s a junket you say?

Junket - A training/event you go to just to get away… it’s on the company’s time, so a company paid for vacation; just make sure you get a good location. Just grab a few of the free things; folder, CD’s and some pamphlets and then spend the rest of the time in the pub.

Welcome!

This is just my corner of the helldesk. From here I’ll comment, complain, gripe and just generally give you a feel for what it’s like to work in a fully functional Helldesk.